Fabulous New Holiday TunesPart One

 Christmas  sing-Along sort of?

Well.. this blog has taken a bit of a holiday so to speak.   It’s not that the world is producing less noteworthy content or that the need for seeking peace and or joy has suddenly hit a decline.  It’s a strange combination of time constraints and the need to reset.  And so that happened.  In the meantime we have wandered through a few days and about 40 gazillion  versions of 17 Christmas tunes.  Now these songs do put some spirits in better places—like for instance more whiskey and tequila under  the collective sinks and in the collective liquor cabinets of many.  Having said that often times people want “new” Christmas songs or artists doing their versions so the decision here was to take the Wongs of some well-known folks and plug in some “Christmas related” lyrics.  

These lyrics work… they have been applied and heard.   So now that we’re back on the camel and watching the star with a tail as long as a kite here you go. The Next three entries will be some “never to be classics…but enjoy (There are music videos out there or on on the way too.  

Song Title —Real Elves Opera-Time for Me to fly

Sing  to the basic themes in REO Speedwagon’s  “Time for Me to Fly”

V1

I’ve decked the halls for you

Built millions of dolls for you

Every engine has a fire chief

I’ve landed on roofs for you

Dodged Reindeer hooves for you

But I can’t get any relief

I’ve had enough of the shopping malls and the Ho-ho-ing

Every time I go outside it’s always snowing

I just want one day where it’s warm and dry

I believe it’s time for me to fly

V2

The Christmas spirit’s gone 

They can get things from Amazon 

And they bring it right to your door

And Santa  I’m getting pissed 

Reading the naughty  list

Must be four billion  names maybe more

And they don’t care what we put in their socks now

They just want the new iPhone or an x-Box now

I’m going to walk south and drink Canada Dry

I believe it’s time for me to fly

Chorus 1

Time for me to fly 

I’m gonna hi-jack the sleigh

Time for me to fly

Go to New York or L.A.

Tell Mrs. Claus she makes a good Christmas pie

But it’s time for me to fly

V3

I was your favorite elf

But one bad day and I’m on the shelf 

Oh Santa why can’t you see

It was your old reindeer 

Who got into your favorite beer 

And Prancer tried to hang that on me

I’ve had enough of the hot chocolate and gingerbread cookies

I’m sick of the Star Wars toys  especially the Wookies

I’ll turn in my curly shoes  and my red pajamas 

I want to spend Christmas time in the Bahamas 

Oh Santa Claus  I gave it a try

But it’s time for me to fly

Chorus 2

Time for me to fly

I’m gonna hi-jack the sleigh

Time for me to fly

Tell Vegas I’ on the way

Find me some gummies  and get really high

Yes it’s time for me to fly…

Tell Rudolph he can kiss my A$$ good-bye  

‘Cause  it’s time for me to fly.