Peace and joy steps to a successful moving experience

THEY SAY MISERY LOVES COMPANY SO WELCOME TO MY RANT

Unless you live in the house where you were. Born and have always lived there you’ve had the experience of moving.  People move for a lot of reasons and chances are whenever two or more of us move together there is going to be drama and anxiety.  As a public service attempting to bring some peace and joy into the  whole  process, I’ve put together. A list of lthoughts to laugh at because no matter how  perfect your new place or  maybe not so much, you will need a smile or two.

When You are Looking at Possible Places...

1. Pay attention to the stairs or stepps.  Due to  natural changes in the landscape almost everywhere steps become uneven over time.  Then when they are replaced they may be level, however there is almost always one step that is taller or shorter than the. Rest.  Once you get used to it  you will only trip on it about once a mont, but in the moving Process you’ll notice it EVERY SINGLE TIME!!
2. When you look at new  spots we imagine where the  things we have will fit in the new place.  We all do this however one of the universal rules of moving is that  YOUR STUFF NEVER FITS IN THE NEW  PLACE EVEN IF YOU’VE MEASURED IT.
3. The day  or days you can move will coincide with something you had scheduled for a long time so if you decide to move count on that
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 Things You. Will Hear While Moving and Things You will Not!

Has anyone seen  my toothbrush?

Before we do this again let’s go. Out and buy two or three  more rooms worth of stuff after all we have a larger garage here.

Everyone, grab a pillow and those marshmallows , I’ve got this hide-a-bed sectionals.  

So What’s wrong with using our pet snake as a bunny chord?

Quick hand me that Piano (thank George Carlin for that one). 

How many kids do we have again?  I left my whiskey. At the old place—is it worth going back for?  

Anyway... once you get moved take a few moments each day for a week and. Look for your tranquil or energizing spots in the new place.  Notice where people gather, and try not to run out of  toilet paper because  nobody else knows where it is either.

Opportunity Often Comes DISGUISED  WHEN UPREDICTED CHANGE MEETS CURIOUS PROBLEM SOLVERS.... 

Yes it’s time for me to “get the move on.”