Peace and Joy 8
Thursday, March 20, 2025
Wednesday, January 1, 2025
Little things Help Everyone Keep It Together
Keeping It Together in a Crazy world
Sometimes when you look in a junk drawer a bit of brilliance comes not from what you find so much as from what is missing. Today, I discovered zip ties, some bread ties (see “Daily Bread,” a very much used roll of medical tape, duct tape?—you really need to ask?, and a box of unused staples. Now the staples were not the jewel-encrusted gold variety introduced by King Louis XV of France you understand, they fit the classic swing line model that has been in use for darn near a century. There’s a small bungie chord and a few loose screws.
Well before we are accused of having a few screws loose—what’s missing from the list above? The missing “gem” is a reasonable assortment of paper clips. There is one. It has been straightened in order to slip one end into a small electronic device that has a reset button inside a small hole. But I’m afraid that’s it. There are 30 billion with a B manufactured and sold every year and only 1 ONE I SAY in my junk drawer! AND since once we get past a case (24) of something and sometimes only a six pack, common knowledge of what some number means gets a bit fuzzy. So let’s pause a moment shall we?
Thirty Billion 30,000,000,000 paper clips strung together would circle the Earth at the equator more than 20 times and possibly 25 times. You could string 30 billion paper clips together and circle the globe then go to the moon and back. Let’s not use the clips for that as we don’t want to encourage the idea of taking our red-tape and paperwork mountains off the planet.
Why is this object so much coveted? This object has served in four long-remembered functions that need highlighted here.
One of the objects in the junk drawer is my first harmonica. The story of it will appear in another place —you know objects in your life that have meaning show up in a bunch of places and in one end of that harmonica? You guessed it—a paper clip holds it together. How long has this been there? Well it allowed me to do a train whistle at least a decade before Steve Jobs showed us the texting phone calling music player some people have now.
On more than one occasion I’ve picked up any of several pairs of eye glasses only to come away with more than one piece in my hand only to find that a little screw has wandered off to the place where socks in your dryer and the right sized Tupperware lids hide. But instead of being more than a little screwed a paper clip slides into the small hole and with a quick little bend the ear piece is useable and off you go.
Missing a button in a not too obvious place? Bingo!
Finally…nearly all glue works so well that once you turn it upside down to get some on the surface you are hoping to hold together it clings to the glue container or creates a glue bubble. Well not if you stick a paper clip in the hole immediately after using the glue or to break through the glue bubble if you were not thinking about it at the time because it was super glue and your fingers are now sticking to each other.
It would be good to give credit to the inventor/designer of the clip that we use today and it would be great to credit the folks who invented the wheel and perhaps also assign some blame to the folks who thought neck ties were necessary at all let alone expected business wear. So we don’t really know. There were patented devices in the 1860s but the clip really didn’t get popular until the 1890s. There’s a big statue of the paper clip in Norway where the name of the clip is “gem” and of course that means credit is expected there, however the gem design is not the popular bent steel loop set we use. Before the paper in most the English speaking world red tape (yes that’s where the term comes from) was used to hold paper together.
Now the paper clip is the universal symbol indicating an additional self-contained file has been attached to a sent document such as an email. “Clippy” is the little Microsoft character that served as AI help within some of their most popular software offerings.
Well that brings us to the place where we try to pull all this together into something that makes sense to keep together. In our world today it seems like many people try to get the benefits of keeping people and thoughts apart. The paper clip has been a little warrior in the battle to keep things usable and together. It’s hard to measure how important keeping things together can be, however if you want to walk a mile in my shoes in order to understand some of the things that keep my thoughts together you can find out just how far you’ve walked by linking paper clips to each other and when you’ve reached 49,106 or so you’ve gone the extra mile and that my friend is greatly appreciated and will bring Peace and Joy to this here life. Bottom line it takes a lot of little things to keep your sh## together.
Thursday, December 26, 2024
Give Us Today Our Daily Bread
Give Us today Our daily Bread
Now we’re going to start with the notion that “bread” has many forms and many names worldwide. Of course Texas Toast is not the same as a crumbly crouton. Also in the U.S. most of us think. Of a loaf of sliced bread not realizing that prior to Otto Rohwedder’s 12 year effort that came to fruition in 1928 (less than a century ago) sliced bread didn’t come from the store in a plastic bag with red, blue, and yellow dots on it or any other bag for that matter. Because sliced bread per se wasn’t a thing. This of course leads to many questions like how in the world did we make a grilled cheese or a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in 1843? Well it’s likely we didn’t. So what did we eat with tomato soup?
Well there are some things this and future generations will never know. However there are somethings we do think we do know about bread. Like we sort of think that bread became a known food thing somewhere around 12,000 years ago most likely when York the cave dweller said “I could really go for a Wooly Mammoth on Rye.” Well maybe not. However it seems that a flat bread is recognized as the first form of bread and records indicate it dates back that far. Now bread has evolved and served many purposes. We might think that bread as a slang term for money was a late 1960’s and early 70’s thing. Wrong again. Bread was actually used as currency during some periods of history which probably was the forerunner of cooking the books?” After graphite became a material used for writing and drawing and before the widespread availability of industrially manufactured rubber, bread was used as an eraser. This of course led to the small student’s explanation to his school teacher—“well.. I have lots of mistakes and my homework is only part done because my dog ate some of it and part of my pencil too.”
Okay let’s move to a bit more current era. In the United States current data indicate that there are somewhere around 100 varieties of bread sold in stores in restaurants, and in specialized bakeries and we eat a lot of it. The latest stats show that every man woman and child consumes around 53 pounds of bread a year. However, fret not. Wheat is the most frequently used grain to make bread and we produce our share and then some. In the late 1990’s and ever since then the state of Kansas alone has produced enough wheat to feed the entire planet. In fact, in 1997 statistics showed that Kansas produced enough wheat to bake 6 loaves of bread for every man woman, and child on the planet. There’s a lot of choosey mothers out there so I doubt if Skippy or Jiff can claim the same.
Okay that’s enough about the bread—how about the “daily?”
In the “Lord’s Prayer”people request their daily bread. Maybe in seeking peace and joy we could focus on being satisfied with having our circumstances be such that we only sought food and other possessions needed to get us through the only day we ever live which of course is today. There are people going hungry and daily bread would be great for them and there are people who have enough bread to provide loaves (and fishes) for everyone on the planet for days and days and days and days (you get the picture. The point is this… there is probably enoughbread out there so that everyone could have some daily and we would probably live fuller lives if we lived each day on what we have instead of trying to collect material things that often grow stale and grow green stuff that only once in a great while turns into a cure for disease. In short perhaps there would be more peace and joy if we appreciated our daily bread and offered to share enough that everyone had a slice.
Saturday, December 21, 2024
Sing Along Part 3
Well as the Yule crashes down upon us here’s the third of three Bah Humbug Sing a-longs. There is a time and a place for celebrating peace on earth and joy to the world and all the Christmas tunes by all the artists who feel the true spirit of giving. However, it they are singing for the cash, then that’s in the pre-heart expansion Grinch category and well there’s forgiveness for that we suppose. For now enjoy this last tune for this year. Peace and Joy to you all.
Christmas time of Your life
It’s another Christmas morn full of boxes and those sacks
Your wallet lays there empty and you credit card’s on max
I hope you were successful helping that Santa guy
I hope the elves did all their work
And the reindeer they did fly
Its something unpredictable and in the end there’s right
I hope the kids are happy Christmas night
How to explain Santa I’ll leave that up to you
Good luck with the tooth fairy and the easter bunny too
You want to get kids what they want and of course the things they need
Well you know from time to time it’ll make your budget bleed
It’s something unpredictable and in the end there’s right
I hope your kids are happy Christmas night
It’s something unpredictable and in the end there’s right
I hope the kids are happy Christmas night
Saturday, December 14, 2024
Bah Humbug Sing-along Part Two
Bah Humbug Sing-along Part 2
Well… the previous entry brought you The Real Elves Opera and now we line up a jingle bell never to be classic inspired not by St. Nick but by Saint Mick? (And friends?
In the spirit of Honky Tonk Women.. here’s Holiday Season (black Friday Blues)
V1
I went down to the mall to visit Santa
He’s at a spot that used to be The Gap
He said he’d get me all I want for Christmas
But I sure as hell ain’t sitting on his lap
Chorus 1
It’s the HOLiday Season
I hope the liquor store don’t run out of booze
It’s the holiday season
And I’ve got those lousy Black Friday Blues
V2
I saw the reindeer flying over Cleveland
They have to fly through Detroit on the way
The elves flashed some gang signs by the chimney
Now there’s only six deer left to pull the sleigh
Chorus 2
Now it’s the holiday season
Gotta have enough lights to blow a fuse
It’s the holiday season
Lord I hate these old black Friday Blues
(Talking interlude
Now I know it’s supposed to be a season of giving and smiles and the like so let’s give this whole thing one last go shall we?
V3
Now the Angel says that I should count my blessings
And I have a lot to count both big and small
So I’m sending thoughts of peace on earth it’s needed
And let’s add in some good will for us all
Chorus 3
It’s the holiday season
We can make things better if we choose
It’s the holiday season
Good-bye you no good Black Friday Blues
(Video coming soon )
Friday, December 13, 2024
Fabulous New Holiday TunesPart One
Christmas sing-Along sort of?
Well.. this blog has taken a bit of a holiday so to speak. It’s not that the world is producing less noteworthy content or that the need for seeking peace and or joy has suddenly hit a decline. It’s a strange combination of time constraints and the need to reset. And so that happened. In the meantime we have wandered through a few days and about 40 gazillion versions of 17 Christmas tunes. Now these songs do put some spirits in better places—like for instance more whiskey and tequila under the collective sinks and in the collective liquor cabinets of many. Having said that often times people want “new” Christmas songs or artists doing their versions so the decision here was to take the Wongs of some well-known folks and plug in some “Christmas related” lyrics.
These lyrics work… they have been applied and heard. So now that we’re back on the camel and watching the star with a tail as long as a kite here you go. The Next three entries will be some “never to be classics…but enjoy (There are music videos out there or on on the way too.
Song Title —Real Elves Opera-Time for Me to fly
Sing to the basic themes in REO Speedwagon’s “Time for Me to Fly”
V1
I’ve decked the halls for you
Built millions of dolls for you
Every engine has a fire chief
I’ve landed on roofs for you
Dodged Reindeer hooves for you
But I can’t get any relief
I’ve had enough of the shopping malls and the Ho-ho-ing
Every time I go outside it’s always snowing
I just want one day where it’s warm and dry
I believe it’s time for me to fly
V2
The Christmas spirit’s gone
They can get things from Amazon
And they bring it right to your door
And Santa I’m getting pissed
Reading the naughty list
Must be four billion names maybe more
And they don’t care what we put in their socks now
They just want the new iPhone or an x-Box now
I’m going to walk south and drink Canada Dry
I believe it’s time for me to fly
Chorus 1
Time for me to fly
I’m gonna hi-jack the sleigh
Time for me to fly
Go to New York or L.A.
Tell Mrs. Claus she makes a good Christmas pie
But it’s time for me to fly
V3
I was your favorite elf
But one bad day and I’m on the shelf
Oh Santa why can’t you see
It was your old reindeer
Who got into your favorite beer
And Prancer tried to hang that on me
I’ve had enough of the hot chocolate and gingerbread cookies
I’m sick of the Star Wars toys especially the Wookies
I’ll turn in my curly shoes and my red pajamas
I want to spend Christmas time in the Bahamas
Oh Santa Claus I gave it a try
But it’s time for me to fly
Chorus 2
Time for me to fly
I’m gonna hi-jack the sleigh
Time for me to fly
Tell Vegas I’ on the way
Find me some gummies and get really high
Yes it’s time for me to fly…
Tell Rudolph he can kiss my A$$ good-bye
‘Cause it’s time for me to fly.