Bah Humbug Sing-along Part Two

 Bah Humbug Sing-along Part 2

Well… the previous entry brought you  The Real Elves Opera   and now we line up a jingle bell never to be classic inspired  not by St. Nick but by Saint Mick? (And friends?

In the spirit of Honky Tonk Women.. here’s Holiday Season (black Friday Blues)

V1 

I went down to the mall to visit Santa

He’s at a spot that used to be The Gap

He said he’d get me all I want for Christmas

But I sure as hell ain’t sitting on his lap

Chorus 1

It’s the HOLiday Season

I hope the liquor store don’t run out of booze

It’s the holiday season

And I’ve got those lousy Black Friday Blues

V2

I saw the reindeer flying over Cleveland

They have to fly through Detroit  on the  way

The elves flashed some gang signs by the chimney

Now there’s only six deer left to pull the sleigh

Chorus 2

Now it’s the holiday season

Gotta have enough lights to blow a fuse

It’s the holiday season

Lord I hate these old black Friday Blues

(Talking interlude

Now I know it’s supposed to be a season of giving and smiles and the like so  let’s give this whole thing  one last go shall we?

V3

Now  the Angel says that I should count my blessings

And I have a lot  to count both big and small

So I’m sending thoughts of peace on earth  it’s needed

And let’s add in some good will for us all

Chorus 3

 It’s the holiday season

We can make things better if we choose

It’s the holiday season 

Good-bye  you no good Black Friday  Blues

(Video coming soon )