Thursday, December 26, 2024

Give Us Today Our Daily Bread


 Give Us today Our daily Bread


Now we’re going to start with the notion that “bread” has many forms and many names worldwide.  Of course Texas Toast is not the same as a crumbly crouton.  Also in the U.S. most of us think. Of a loaf of sliced bread not realizing that prior to Otto Rohwedder’s 12 year effort that came to fruition in 1928 (less than a century ago) sliced bread didn’t come from the store in a plastic bag with red, blue, and yellow dots on it or any other bag for that matter.  Because sliced bread per se wasn’t a thing.  This of course leads to many questions like how in the world did we make a grilled cheese or a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in 1843?  Well it’s likely we didn’t.  So what did we eat with tomato soup?


Well there are some things this and future generations will never know.  However there are somethings we do think we do know about bread.  Like we sort of think that bread became a known food thing somewhere around 12,000 years ago most likely when York the cave dweller said “I could really go for a Wooly Mammoth  on Rye.” Well maybe not.  However it seems that a flat bread  is recognized as the first form of bread and records indicate  it dates back that far.  Now bread has evolved and served many purposes.  We might think that bread as a slang term for money was a late 1960’s and early 70’s thing.  Wrong again. Bread was actually used as currency during some periods of history which probably was the forerunner of cooking the books?”  After graphite became a material used for writing and drawing and before the widespread availability of industrially manufactured rubber, bread was used as an eraser.  This of course led to the small student’s explanation to his school teacher—“well.. I have lots of mistakes and my homework is only part done because my dog ate some of it and part of my pencil too.”  


Okay let’s move to a bit more current era.  In the United States current data indicate that there are somewhere around 100 varieties of bread sold in stores in restaurants, and in specialized bakeries and we eat a lot of it.  The latest stats show that every man woman and child consumes around 53 pounds of bread a year.  However, fret not.  Wheat is the most frequently used grain to make bread and we produce our share and then some.  In the late 1990’s and ever since then the state of Kansas alone has produced enough wheat to feed the entire planet.  In fact, in 1997 statistics showed that Kansas produced enough wheat to bake 6 loaves  of bread for every man woman, and child on the planet.  There’s a lot of choosey mothers out there so I doubt if Skippy or Jiff  can claim the same.  


Okay that’s enough about the bread—how about the “daily?”


In the “Lord’s Prayer”people request their daily bread.  Maybe in seeking peace and joy we could focus on being satisfied with having our circumstances be such that we only sought food  and other possessions needed to get us through the only day we ever live which of course is today.  There are people going hungry and daily bread would be great for them and there are people who have enough bread to provide loaves (and fishes) for everyone on the planet  for days and days and days and days  (you get the picture.  The point is this… there is probably enoughbread out there  so that everyone could have some daily and we would probably live fuller lives if we lived each day on what we have instead of trying to collect material things that often grow stale and grow green stuff that only once in a great while turns into a cure for disease.  In short perhaps there would be more peace and joy if we appreciated our daily bread and offered to share enough that everyone  had a slice.

Saturday, December 21, 2024

Sing Along Part 3


 Well as the Yule  crashes down upon us here’s the third of three Bah Humbug Sing a-longs.  There is a time and a place for celebrating peace on earth and joy to the world and all the Christmas tunes by all the artists who feel the true spirit of giving.  However, it they are singing for the cash, then that’s in the pre-heart expansion Grinch category and well there’s forgiveness for that we suppose.  For now enjoy this last tune for this year.   Peace  and Joy to you all.


Christmas time of Your life  



It’s another Christmas morn full of boxes and those sacks

Your wallet lays there empty and you credit card’s on max 

I hope you were successful helping that Santa guy

I hope the elves did all their work

And the reindeer they did fly

Its something unpredictable and in the end there’s right

I hope  the kids are happy Christmas night


How to explain Santa I’ll leave that up to you

Good luck with the tooth fairy and the easter bunny too

You want to get kids what they want  and of course the things they need

Well you know from time to time it’ll make your budget bleed

It’s something unpredictable and in the end there’s right

I hope your kids are happy Christmas night

It’s something unpredictable and in the end there’s right

I hope the kids are happy Christmas night

Saturday, December 14, 2024

Bah Humbug Sing-along Part Two


 Bah Humbug Sing-along Part 2


Well… the previous entry brought you  The Real Elves Opera   and now we line up a jingle bell never to be classic inspired  not by St. Nick but by Saint Mick? (And friends?


In the spirit of Honky Tonk Women.. here’s Holiday Season (black Friday Blues)


V1 


I went down to the mall to visit Santa

He’s at a spot that used to be The Gap

He said he’d get me all I want for Christmas

But I sure as hell ain’t sitting on his lap


Chorus 1

It’s the HOLiday Season

I hope the liquor store don’t run out of booze

It’s the holiday season

And I’ve got those lousy Black Friday Blues


V2


I saw the reindeer flying over Cleveland

They have to fly through Detroit  on the  way

The elves flashed some gang signs by the chimney

Now there’s only six deer left to pull the sleigh


Chorus 2

Now it’s the holiday season

Gotta have enough lights to blow a fuse

It’s the holiday season

Lord I hate these old black Friday Blues


(Talking interlude


Now I know it’s supposed to be a season of giving and smiles and the like so  let’s give this whole thing  one last go shall we?


V3


Now  the Angel says that I should count my blessings

And I have a lot  to count both big and small

So I’m sending thoughts of peace on earth  it’s needed

And let’s add in some good will for us all


Chorus 3

 It’s the holiday season

We can make things better if we choose

It’s the holiday season 

Good-bye  you no good Black Friday  Blues


(Video coming soon )

Friday, December 13, 2024

Fabulous New Holiday TunesPart One


 Christmas  sing-Along sort of?


Well.. this blog has taken a bit of a holiday so to speak.   It’s not that the world is producing less noteworthy content or that the need for seeking peace and or joy has suddenly hit a decline.  It’s a strange combination of time constraints and the need to reset.  And so that happened.  In the meantime we have wandered through a few days and about 40 gazillion  versions of 17 Christmas tunes.  Now these songs do put some spirits in better places—like for instance more whiskey and tequila under  the collective sinks and in the collective liquor cabinets of many.  Having said that often times people want “new” Christmas songs or artists doing their versions so the decision here was to take the Wongs of some well-known folks and plug in some “Christmas related” lyrics.  


These lyrics work… they have been applied and heard.   So now that we’re back on the camel and watching the star with a tail as long as a kite here you go. The Next three entries will be some “never to be classics…but enjoy (There are music videos out there or on on the way too.  


Song Title —Real Elves Opera-Time for Me to fly

Sing  to the basic themes in REO Speedwagon’s  “Time for Me to Fly”


V1

I’ve decked the halls for you

Built millions of dolls for you

Every engine has a fire chief

I’ve landed on roofs for you

Dodged Reindeer hooves for you

But I can’t get any relief

I’ve had enough of the shopping malls and the Ho-ho-ing

Every time I go outside it’s always snowing

I just want one day where it’s warm and dry

I believe it’s time for me to fly


V2


The Christmas spirit’s gone 

They can get things from Amazon 

And they bring it right to your door

And Santa  I’m getting pissed 

Reading the naughty  list

Must be four billion  names maybe more

And they don’t care what we put in their socks now

They just want the new iPhone or an x-Box now

I’m going to walk south and drink Canada Dry

I believe it’s time for me to fly


Chorus 1


Time for me to fly 

I’m gonna hi-jack the sleigh

Time for me to fly

Go to New York or L.A.

Tell Mrs. Claus she makes a good Christmas pie

But it’s time for me to fly

V3

I was your favorite elf

But one bad day and I’m on the shelf 

Oh Santa why can’t you see

It was your old reindeer 

Who got into your favorite beer 

And Prancer tried to hang that on me

I’ve had enough of the hot chocolate and gingerbread cookies

I’m sick of the Star Wars toys  especially the Wookies

I’ll turn in my curly shoes  and my red pajamas 

I want to spend Christmas time in the Bahamas 

Oh Santa Claus  I gave it a try

But it’s time for me to fly


Chorus 2

Time for me to fly

I’m gonna hi-jack the sleigh

Time for me to fly

Tell Vegas I’ on the way

Find me some gummies  and get really high

Yes it’s time for me to fly…


Tell Rudolph he can kiss my A$$ good-bye  

‘Cause  it’s time for me to fly.