MONSTER TRUCK RALLY THIS SUNDAU\Y!! SUNDAY!!! SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!
So as Winter turns into Summer —sure we had Spring....those three days between frostbite and heat stroke... Well anyway it seems that repair and construction projects for streets and highways should be up and cranking. A review of the cost projections for what seems to be simple pavement work is shocking, however there is a reasonable alternative we can explore.
Monster Trucks! Quit spending money on big cement trucks and don’t make human beings stand in the road while 18 wheelers carrying hogs rumble by leaving gifts. In fact don’t spend any more on roads at all....Just provide a Monster Truck for all eligible drivers.
Let’s Look at the promise of this automotive alternative.
One of the most common traffic problems in our country and in others is the “rush” hours and home commute traffic jam.
Monster Trucks can either go off road making the freeway 60 lanes wide if necessary and if this width isn’t enough the Monsters can just start rolling over the slower and broken down Kias.
Speed?
Some might worry that Monster Trucks don’t have much speed as they are generally built with only a couple forward gears. However...the assumption about speed is not warranted. A Monster pushing methane through a super high compression motor hit 60mph in a fraction over three seconds.
Uses Methane... It seems every mammal on the planet is a good source of Methane and if my diet is any indication supplies are nearly endless.
Fuel Consumption—well that could be a bit of an issue as their highest speed many of the trucks cruise at about 246 to 400 feet per gallon when doing tricks.
One last cool thing about Monsters...
These days all the different models of trucks are built so that body parts can just be switched so that it appears that two super-trucks are at the rally when actually one might be. And that leads me to the peace and joy search letting Big Foot and The Gravedigger lead the way
Seeking peace and joy often means getting yourself engaged in forming the meanings of things and doing this leads down some pretty rough emotional and cognitive paths. Some of these paths are little more that a small mud strip through the woods and some are 12-lane clover leafs through a sqrawling suburb featuring the outlet mall where you can get slightly flawed LlL. Bean cargo pants at a low low price.
Anyway sometimes you are going to adopt the monster truck attitude and slowly climb over the traffic that has you stuck little by little.
Sometimes you’l have to go off the ramp and hope you will get high enouhg to reach your goals in seeking peace and joy...with a Monster Truck the record ramp-assisted jump reached a height of 33 feet. Yes.. a truck was three stories off the ground.
Sometimes you will feel yourself a bit out of control while seeking peace and joy...Well... Monster Trucks are designed to land our their. Wheels regardless of their path of tumbling nad speaking of tumbling. A few of these trucks have landed a double-back flip.
In the end we are talking about adaptive machines and seeking peace and joy is a very lengthy chain of adaptive experiences and reflected meanings. So... every now and then strap on the big seat belt climb into thatMonster Tuck and just inch and crunch you way ahead... and you may see that. The
CROWD GOES WILD!!!!
This one made me laugh.
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