Tuesday, April 14, 2020

The only things for certain?

THE ONLY FOR CERTAIN—

I think it was. Ben franklin who said  “the only things for certain are  death and takes.’  On the other hand  it might have been Groucho  because he said a lot of  wise things like when exiting  the house of an uppity  couple he was heard saying “I have had a perfectly lovely evening—-but this wasn’t  it.”  

Anyway somebody  claimed that taxes and death. We’re the only things  for certain and tomorrow is the traditional tax day in the U.S. —well not this year!  This year we have put off  taxes until July and if we can put off taxes...well what about  death?  Now to clarify I’m not talking about. Coming back from the dead... Easter was yesterday and so that’s already been done (according. To a lot of people).  I’m talking about not dying at all.   This brings me. To another  quote that I can’t attribute to anyone in particular, however, I appreciate it fully.  “Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.”   

I don’t want to get morbid here, or be accused of taking. A serious topic too lightly and yetI will not stand silently by at this critical. Time.  

Here’s the thing about. Death.  In western cultures except. With the possibility of the Irish we take. This death thing all too seriously so in seeking peace and joy I’m offering a different  perspective today.  
Like you I’ve seen the constant news report on COVID - 19.   Every day the body count is  hammered out to let us know  we should take this seriously and every time I hear it my mind wanders down two paths.  

Path One. Life Toll?

Why don’t we have the news media seek out people who are fully engaged in life?   We could feature people who are totally in love or falling in love, who  are comfortable with. Their body, who are expanding their talents and sharing them with others.... you know people who are fully alive?  Why can’t we track that?  Why  can’t this be the highlight of each and. Every day?  For me, these are the. People I 2ould like to pay attention to and. Learn from-how about you?  

Path. Two—Exit Strategies
Well since  my friend RVR said a couple months before he died—“living is hard—if dying is hard hard  why can everyone do it?  RIP  Bob—I  have had a different attitude about  The Whole thing.  I don’t mean to be crude, hopwerver, let’s face it.  We were all a little  scared and excited before we knew what an orgasm felt like.  Many of us really wondered what it would be like to get high or drunk.  The b ottom line is there are all kinds of firsts. In life that we  are anxious about and many of them turn out  better than we could ever imagine.  Maybe death is one of those.  As far as exiting goes... we can , if we choose design our final exit even if the cause of death and time isn’t up to us.  Having said this I urge you all  to think about and make peace with your final send off.  What music would you have your friends hear and why?  Where would you have your friends and family standing to get closure?  Are there any worldly objects you’d like to take along at least  symbolically? A music group called “Family of the Year” outlines their wishes and  the most recently. Departed John Prine  made his preferneces known.  

So here are some notes I would like to leave for my survivors.  

I think I would prefer ashes to  a casket, however I probably won’t speak out in protest either way.  If it is a casket I only have three wishes.   I want it to be motorized with a remote so that little kids can drive me around the funeral home while their parents and grandparents mumble on about how peaceful I look.   Since I’ll be. In a funeral “parlor”  I would like there to be parlor games or at least games of some sort.  Maybe  sharades—but the deaf people. Can’t play and can’t have each other as partners because they would kick ass.   So maybe  have my casket  modified so that  their is some sort of board game  built in to the top.  Now I. Would think BackGammon  would be classy and try to avoid monopoly—greedy  folks have enjoyed my life enough and it takes way too long—let’s keep this. Moving there is drinking. To be done.  The third thing Iwant is a  cloud. Sewn.  On the inside or painted. On the inside.  The inside would be better as I am  wanting a silver lining in my casket and  every cloud has a silver lining  or in my case every  silver lining should have a cloud right?   

Okay..if it’s ashes I have already expressed the  fact that I want to be shot out out of. One of the World. War II surplus  guns that faces Illinoisa from Burlington Iowa.  If that can’t happen make it a river somewhere, but if not make it anywhere  except for a fireplace mantle or a Walmart parking lot.  

Well I’ve gone on way too long...the reality is there is very little certainty in life and we focus on the  tragic and end way too much when  taking advantage of living a full life  and assisting our fellow travelers in doing. So.  It’s not the days in our life that matter it’s the life in our days... (Check out  John Murray’s. Story in the Pioneer Press...I’ll link to it tomorrow and did a couple of days ago.   Fill your moments up with. Meaning.  

Pandemic Journal Day 7–Well gee—-you may be able to tell this constant. Talk of fear and death is starting to  get under my skin a bit.... okay a lot.  Yesterday it became apparent my TV remote is broken and I can’t change the channel on my TV even though I have several hundred  channels. To pick from.  Luckily I still have the best. Choice—OFF, because 24 hours of death tolls and how we could have done things differently or how we. Are  shooting for normal just isn’t cool.  “Normal” was no party for some of us and shouldn’t we all  cherrsih and gravitate  toward extraordinary?    So on day 7 PE in my Pandemic Era... I urge  you all to reach out or  reach deep within and prove you are alive.  Let’s see. If  we can’t  make the “alive toll” rise significantly! 





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